Vive la Femme!

Dragele mele, LA MULTI ANI!!!!!! Sa fiti iubite, fericite si sanatoase! Restul vine de la sine…
O zi frumoasa, plina de rasfaturi, va doresc!

In continuare, va las in compania unui set de citate cu referire, evident, la femeie. In marea lor majoritate sunt amuzante… deoarece rasul face bine, iar azi nu am chef de prea multa seriozitate. Notez ca am incercat sa raman impartiala in “lupta dintre sexe”… ca sa rada si… barbatii. Oricum, este mai misto sa fii femeie decat barbat… zic eu. Chiar daca… si un pic mai greu, dar… avem avantaje clare: avem voie sa nu ne pricepem la calculatoare si prize, avem voie sa ne dam cu o tona de parfum, avem voie sa plangem la happy endings, si altfel, avem voie sa ne doara capul cand n-avem chef de altceva, sa debordam de pms, sa ne gatim o ora doar ca sa iesim cu gunoiul… si cate si mai cate. Cat despre ce putem face noi, femeile,  iar barbatii nu pot… nici nu ma gandesc sa ma lansez, ca sa nu-i pun in umbra cu totul.

„We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.”
Margaret Atwood

„Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. It will probably continue this way, but I think that’s part of the magic of it all.”
Scott Bairstow

„Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.”
Marcel Archard

„No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.”
Honore de Balzac

„A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as a man. An intelligent woman gives up.”
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

„Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.”
Oscar Wilde

„A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.”
Mortimer Collins

„If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.”
Nancy Drew

„When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.”
Pauline Frederick

„The great question that has never been answered and which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is What does a woman want?”
Sigmund Freud

„A man always blames the woman who fooled him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.”
Henry Louis Mencken

„A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.”
Elbert Hubbard

„Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”
Oscar Wilde

„You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally – did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?”
Will Rogers

„Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.”
Author Unknown

„Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.”
Author Unknown

„Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.”
Author Unknown

„Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.”
Author Unknown

„No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
Henry Kissinger

„Women speak two languages – one of which is verbal.”
William Shakespeare

“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
Aristotle

“I hate women because they always know where things are.”
James Thurber

“Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.”
Jules Michelet

“Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely.”
Giorgio Basta

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde

“Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.”
Desmond Morris

“Be to her virtues very kind,
Be to her faults a little blind.”
Matthew Prior

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”
Sharon Stone

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”
Joseph Conrad

“Woman was God’s second mistake.”
Friedrich Nietzsche

“Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak.”
William Shakespeare

“If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.”
J. D. Salinger

“Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms.”
J. De Finod

“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.”
John Lennon

Si favorita mea, fara legatura:

„Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate!”
Author Unknown

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7 comentarii

  1. Pentru buna dispozitie primeste si bancul pus de mine pe ziua de azi pe http://manon.ro (in arhiva gasesti inca citeva pastile zilnice… nu stiu cât va dura aceasta pagina)
    De-aia dau mai departe oamenilor ce primesc de la ei… sa râda caci si eu râd zilnic de câte ceva.
    Terapia cu râsului trebuie cultivat serioooossss
    🙂 :-)…

    Iar pt. suflet iti dedic putin din muzica Kristei Detor… care o gasesti tot pe acolo…
    La mai mare!!!

  2. multumesc, manon! 🙂 m-am si distrat…

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  4. La multi ani, lumsa!
    iau cu mine partea aceasta “Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms.”
    J. De Finod
    multumesc , ai un cadou la mine 😉

  5. La multi ani, Lumsa!
    Imi place umorul tau de astazi!!!Este molipsitor si face bine!!!!

  6. femeia este legatura unica dintre barbat si Creator…fara ea barbatul nu stie ca este barbat…fiind unicul lui termen de comparatie
    lumsa astazi ai dat dovada de o hypervitalitate cerebrala…sa o tii numai asa tot anul !
    la multi ani!

  7. gala,
    abia am fost la tine. sunt inca… vaporoasa. esti incredibila! absolut.
    ce rasfat! multumesc frumos si aici… 🙂
    ps poti sa iei ce vrei de aici! si tot, daca vrei…

    gina,
    multumesc si tie! 🙂 ma bucur ca ti-a placut umorul… i-am dat liber cat l-am avut… ca stiu ca nu ma tine mult. iar daca chiar te-ai molipsit, insemna ca mi-am atins scopul.

    marius,
    si tie multumesc! asa! imi place cum vezi lucrurile. 🙂 dar deja stiam ca tu esti de partea femeilor.
    ma bucur ca ti-a placut si tie umorul…
    si eu sper….

    ************

    inca o data, la toate cele trei fete si baiatului-unic, multumesc frumos si mult pentru urari, dedicatii si aprecieri!


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